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Chaos at City Hall, Auburn Announces New Mayor

Staff and elected officials began their day embroiled in a shocking turn of events.  In an unexpected coup, Mayor Nancy Backus has been removed from office, effective immediately.

One source inside city hall, who spoke only on the condition of anonymity, said “the new mayor is barking orders left and right!”

Former mayor Nancy Backus shared her disbelief, “I feel absolutely betrayed, like my best friend turned on me.”

The Auburn Examiner has received an exclusive photograph of the City of Auburn’s new mayor, who at this time is only known as Gracie.

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Auburn’s new Mayor, Gracie. | Photo Courtesy Ren Kapule

3 Comments

  1. JPB JPB April 1, 2019

    The dog may be able to remove the junkies in the town.

  2. Justin Anderson Justin Anderson April 2, 2019

    Typical Auburn, let’s not worry about the real issues, it’s all happy with the mayor’s dog as sole subject in the “news”.

    • Auburn Examiner Auburn Examiner Post author | April 2, 2019

      Justin,
      Thank you for your thoughtful input. If you hadn’t noticed, this post was made on April Fool’s Day. Not that it matters, but the dog included in the post isn’t the Mayor’s dog.

      No worries, you aren’t the only one to fall for our fictitious article. Happy Belated April Fool’s Day!

      -The AE Team

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