There’s a lot of magical things Santa Claus does. He delivers toys to every house in the world in one night! He travels in a big red sleigh, his flying reindeers leading the way. He even fits down your chimney without you hearing a sound. Santa is so magical he can’t even get sick!
Speaking exclusively to the Auburn Examiner, Santa’s press secretary elf, Jingle Bell Jangles, said “there’s a magical bubble that protects us here in the North Pole.” Jangles explains, “the bubble not only keeps us from being found by all humans, but it protects us from all viruses- including the coronavirus.”
Jangles said that not many people know about the magic bubble. “The enchanted forcefield has been surrounding Santa for centuries. We felt this year, 2020, is the best time to let the world know.”
According to Jangles, the magical bubble surrounds Santa no matter where he goes.
A recent survey conducted by The North Pole News found that out of 300 worker elves, 100% of them felt safe being around Santa!
“Santa is really excited to deliver all of the toys this year,” Jangles said, “and he doesn’t want any of the kids to be worried. His magical abilities will keep him and everyone safe!”
As Santa’s Press Secretary, Jangles is in charge of registering all letters to Santa and recording wishes. They promised that even if children aren’t able to visit Santa in person, their letters will be received and wishes collected.
The Naughty or Nice List is top secret, but Jangles confirmed “as long as children try their best, Santa knows they’re nice.” The Naughty List, they said, is short and very hard to get on.
Jangles also shared an important message from Santa Claus, “the most important thing everyone, young and old, can do right now is to keep the spirit of Christmas alive in their hearts by showing warmth and kindness to one and all.”
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